30 things WE want girls to know
May 8, 2008
1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a
LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses
sometimes too.
4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around
comes around.
6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the
reason’s we’re going out with you.
7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares
us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s
wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think
that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked
cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us.
It’s just wrong…………
12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of
your friends will tell us, if you don’t.
13. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what
any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you’re always right,
doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize
when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every
once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to
help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we
would say". That’s just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up
with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson’s tits aren’t fake anymore,
but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t
want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re
done, you should put it up when you’re done.
26. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend
was. That doesn’t turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys
heart is through his stomach….. and maybe….oh
nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might
be that comfy with your friends, but to us it’s just
wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip
out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want
to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you’re not
always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
100 things guys must know about girls
May 7, 20081. Girls like guys with sense of humor.
2. Girls hate guys who always brag about themselves.
3. It’s a rare thing for girls to go for flings unlike many guys do.
4. Take a close look at this paradox: Girls are generally impulsive buyers but are good in budgeting.
5. Too sweet girls are usually the naggers.
6. Your girlfriend can either jokingly or seriously
get jealous over your basketball games.
7. Girls are very suspicious human beings.
8. A guy oughta understand his girl’s mood swings specially when she has her monthly period.
9. Girls love to chat about anything.
10. Girls easily get carried away by their emotions.
11. You must tell a girl that you are courting her. Unless you make an obvious proposal, she could either play numb or be really numb of your feelings for her.
12. The girl who gives you a quick "yes" could either be too impulsive.
13. A girl’s decision is always changeable.
14. It is really hard to trace why girls are unpredictable.
15. Girls can easily change their mind because of hearsays.
16. Girls hate guys who gossip.
17. You would know that a girl likes you if she laughs even at your
corniest joke and even pays attention at your nonsense talk.
18. You can hook a girl by knowing her interests.
19. It is a fact that girls, since the brith of the world, can be professional flirts using their magical charms.
20. Girls hate it when you make them wait.
21. Girls love babies.
22. If you’re truly in love with a girl, you will have a
hard time to convince her telling so.
23. Girls don’t take a full meal especially when they are on a diet.
But they love to eat junkfood, sweets or fruits in between meals that can double up a full meal.
24. Beware: a girl knows how to persuade you that you could do her a
favor through her charisma or seductive body language without you knowing it.
25. Girls are flattered when you make them melt in your eyes, but they would do anything just to show disapproval.
26. Girls are every conscious people.
27. Girls hate guys who whistle at their back. The act makes them look like cheap.
28. Girls hate guys who hurt them physically.
29. A girl is not necessarily after a guy with towering height. He just has to be taller then she is.
30. Girls generally do not court guys which make you guys so lucky to have their privilege to court your pick.
31. Girls who court guys are desperate. It is awkward to see a girl courting a guy.
32. Girls usually compete unconsciously among themselves especially when it comes to beauty.
33. Girls love pampering and being pampered by their boyfriends. So be careful, this can lead her to be possessive.
34. Never spoil a girl. Someday, if you fail to do a favor for her, she could lay the blame on you after all you did to her.
35. Girls have changeable moods.
36. Girls love being serenaded. The spookiest and the corniest thing that you do is for her the most romantic and the most memorable.
37. Girls like smart guys.
38. Girls like neat and presentable guys.
39. If you’re thinking that girls are very particular with a guy’s looks, then it’s time for you to make a paradigm shift. It’s actually the attitude and the way you treat them that they mostly fall for.
40. Girls can keep their deepest darkest secrets for a lifetime unlike guys who are very open about themselves.
41. Girls are the ones who can make a relationship stay longer but they don’t want to have the dominating character over their boyfriend.
42. You should let her cool first before you say sorry, otherwise she won’t accept your apology.
43. Girls usually go for older guys.
44. Like Eve, a girl is man’s weakness.
45. Girls are generally pitiful and merciful.
46. Girls are physically weaker than guys but are emotionally stronger when problems arise.
47. Girls easily cry. That is why they are rarely violent because they ventilate themselves through crying.
48. A girl smokes and drinks though she knows it’s not a good impression on her.
49. Girls love gentlemen.
50. Girls like guys who can protect and defend them. You don’t have to be a macho man though.
51. Girls hate weaklings. It’s enough that their gender has the
weakest physique of all human being.
52. A girl can be fond of an effeminate. They may fall in love with
a gay under considerable reasons.
53. Girls are constantly demure when guys (especially their crushes) are around but can be wild behind their back.
54. A girl hates it when her friend squeals about her crushes or
secrets.
55. A girl that has admired a stranger could research even the least and nonsense bits of info about him.
56. Girls are generally more organized people than guys.
57. Girls wear makeup not because they are not confident with how they look but because they want to highlight their physical assets.
58. Girls like guys with electrical and carpentering skills. These assure them that they can handle even the smallest and peculiar thing.
59. Girls like McGyver-like guys who can easily look for a way out when situations corner them.
60. Girls are generally good in subjects like Language and Social Science than Mathematics and General Science.
61. If a girl says "no," believe her. If a girl really likes you, she wouldn’t give you a "no." She’ll give you hanging messages instead.
62. Girls only play hard-to-get when they think her crush or suitor finds her obvious that she has feelings for him.
63. Girls have legions of insecurities.
64. Girls also stammer when they’re talking to the guy they truly admire.
65. Girls have innumerable crushes but her heart belongs only to one guy.
66. Girls mature faster and grow older than guys their same age.
67. Girls are more prone to getting fat easily.
68. Girls love receiving letters.
69. Girls are mostly panic-buyers and worriers.
70. Girls love surprises.
71. It is false humility girls show when they’re given compliments.
72. It is by playing tame pussycat but you tame the shrew.
73. Before you court a girl, study her inside out.
74. Girls are particular in getting, grouping, or having things in one color.
75. It’s hard for a girl to recover from her past.
76. A girls prefers to learn about relationships from novels than through experience.
77. Psychologists proved that a girl, who was molested at a very young age, loses her self esteem and develops negative attitude towards other people.
78. A girl can easily forgive you if you are sincere with your apology.
79. A girl can only be healed from her past through the enabling touch of God.
80. Girls murmur a lot or make tantrums when they get irritated. They can control their emotions but not their temper.
81. Girls easily get watery eyed over telenovelas and dramas.
82. A girl gets annoyed to a guy who pushes himself so hard to get her.
83. Girls act snob to guys either they like too much or hate too much.
84. A girl can suppress her feelings if she knows that a relationship wouldn’t work.
85. Girls are weight conscious.
86. If a guy is too innocent about handling a relationship, a girl would rather dump him.
87. Girls love being wooed.
88. A girl would flaunt her assets just to hook you.
89. Immature guys are out from girl’s list.
90. There’s somehow a prick in a girl, who busted you, when she learns you’re courting another girl, she’ll thinks that that girl
would rather dump you also.
91. A girl can make you wait for years in courting her but could eventually give you a "no" in the long run.
92. It is not always because she said "yes" that she likes or love you. She could have just said it for superficial reasons.
93. A girl loves talking all alone with the guy she’s truly in love with especially in romantic and isolated places.
94. Girls drool a lot over shopping malls.
95. Girls like guys with broad shoulders and breasts.
96. Girls admire sports-minded guys a lot.
97. High heels increases a girl’s poise on a catwalk.
98. Girls love guys who can bear with what they feel.
99. Girls are genetically sensitive.
100. Unless a girl enters Nursing, Biology, or medical courses or profession, she will always have that irk from seeing blood and will always repel to see, smell, or even hear disgusting stuff
a poem i made for her
May 6, 2008
Colbie Caillat - Realize (Colbie Caillat)
12 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
- i hate the way you smile coz it makes me feel so weak
- i hate your company coz i long for it everyday of the week
- i hate the way you dress, it makes me like you more
- i hate your boyish charm coz its always what ive been looking for
- i hate how i think about you every single time
- i hate it when im doing nothing then you just pop in my mind
- i hate myself for constantly feeling this way
- i hate it when im with you and ive got nothing to say
- i hate how i miss you, wishing you’re around
- i hate it when i want to hear your voice, just one sound
- i hate what i wrote in this poem coz i dont hate you
- and i hate it coz i think im falling for you
if only you would give me one single chance to prove my worth
and i promise that i wont let your heart, ever get hurt…
canibad escapades
May 4, 2008Fireflies - Hemp Republic (Hemp RepublIc)
i just got back from our summer trippin’ in canibad, which was on the island garden city of samal.. it was an adventure for some of us because it was our first time there..
we arrived at samal on saturday evening which led us to our first obstacle, transportation to canibad.. the drivers there already made a mob and circled us.. kinda like vultures in the dessert circling us, waiting for us to die and then eat us..hahaha.. they were hoping we would hire on of them to transport us.. but their rate are so damn high that we could not afford.. a phrase keep repeating from their goddamn mouths, "canibad mo bay? 160 lang taga ulo diri..".. there were 11 of us.. so if my math is accurate, we would pay them 1760 pesos.. and if we pay them, we would not have any money left to go home..waaaaaaaaaahhhh.. good thing our teacher was from samal and they own a gasoline station, so we contacted him at once and he willingly helped us.. thank you so much sir enubs..
it was about an hour travel getting there, and the road was a mess.. it was very dark and spooky, and joyce was pretty much scared (although she wouldnt admit it..hehehe).. upon getting there, we had to hike a very steep slope.. which was pretty damn hard coz of the darkness.. but it was all worth it when we got to the beach.. although dark and only a bonfire and a "lamparilya" for lighting, we had the best night together with my friends…
as they enjoyed the beach, i just layed in the shore with someone close to my heart.. there we talked under the stars for quite a while.. that was the best highlight of my evening.. as time pass and some of us asleep, i just watched her cute face as she dozed off..
in the morning, we all woke up to enjoy the sunrise and the beach.. but we suddenly found out that bok has deleted all the pictures in podee’s cam.. we were pretty much pissed and wanted to drown him that time..hahahaha.. but we just forgot about it and enjoyed ourselves.. as we took more pictures at the scenery and all our antics, it was so far the best trip we had.. i know they enjoyed it.. as for me, i was happy "she" was there to enjoy it with me… till next time mga tol, asa nsad tah masaag ani???
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